If it sounds to good to be true...

This man has been posting the same ad for days- now AT LEAST THREE postings and it's not even noon. He wants to spend money on a young male student- but no sex or anything because he's not, you know, a total pedophile!

Weirdo posting 1

Weirdo posting 2

Weirdo posting 3

And it's not even noon

At first it looks like he's giving some serious backlash to Craigslist pervs- but then it turns out he's a married perv! Confusing- yes? Fucked up- double yes!
Our #2 CL posting today

Married perv seeks...

I'm not gay damnit

Wanted- a guy to masterbate to porn with. Must be 23, white, and not gay. Our #1 CL loser today!

No gay shit

You talkin' to me?

Bad temper? Need $600 for a new glock to blow some bitch away? Have we got the study for you...

Cause it looks like you're talkin' to me

Not a good idea

This study offers $150 a day to cocaine additcs (wonder what they'll do with it?), not to mention free food and shelter- hot DAMN I should get addicted!

To good to be true

BACKLASH!

I wasn't going to post this message before because it was just so "done"- girl seeks meal and designer purse for nothing- not even a little sucky sucky. But how can I deny it now that it comes with Chanel worthy backlash? Someone buy this man a steak!

With a mug like that she ain't getting jack

Backlash 1- can you spell whore?

Backlash 2

Bolt cutters

Nothing is more painful then thinking about an ex- well except having their crap locked to your house and being unable to get rid of it. Got a pair of bolt cutters and his ex girlfriends bike is all yours.

snip snip

Poor taste

Apparently going to a bar with obese chicks keeps you from getting killed. Who knew?

cock blocking fatties

Hindu fax machine anyone?

I'm not sure whether this is blatent anti-semitism or just some poor confused shmuck- but either way the results are classic!

Jewish Typwriter

Backlash!

It's called STARVING artist

Ladies and Gents- our #1 worst Craigslist posting today! Is it a solicitation for money, a personal ad for a bi curious married man, or proof that white power is alive and well? Fucked up to the MAX!

Must be white and over 40- because that means you have cash

It's called STARVING artist

This isn't 1849, there are no salons let alone people who want to "sponsor" you and your crappy art! Of course things aren't go well financially- you're an artist after all. If you're lucky things will go a lot better for your art once you're dead.

Pay me to scribble

BACKLASH!

Why do these people always admit to bad credit?

gimmie

backlash!

Worth its weight in gold

A "gold" bracelet for a running car.
No Lie!

Great deal

TRUE LOVE

God I real hope "seen his mama" isn't come kind of kinky oedipus thing.

$8000 grand for your hand

True Love

Impoverished foreigner wants you to marry him for a green card- but he might be willing to do you "a few favors in return"- what a gernous guy!

Marry me?

Backlash!

Traci backlash is BACK and it's more spiteful then ever!

Damn I've been found out, better act like a bitch

Baacklash1

Backlash2

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/wan/144773514.htmlBacklash3

BUUURN!

Delicious backlash today! Our #2 winner for best CL posting goes to an argument about a topic near and dear to my heart- why free tummy tucks can't be found on craigslist.

Backlash!

Weak come back

Backlash-BS fatty!

Oooh Snap!

Damn- backlash is COLD!

Traci is going down!

Plug it up!

If only because it's weird, awesome, AND free- our #1 CL posting today!

Free tampons

A bullet proof... WHAaaa?

Initially this sounds like a very cool "barter" sitution- who wouldn't want some old school graffitti pimping up a room? But then look what he wants in exchange...

Bang Bang

Backlash!

Before I get to the juicy bits let me first say "sorry"- I have no idea why blogger isn't letting me post images! But I'm sure it'll be fine by tomorrow.
And now onto the good part.
This isn't normally something I'd pick to bash- after all some postings are just blatently scams. But this poor shmuck fell victim to a CL regular who is sick and tired of drug addicts who can't spell.
Sore TALL bone
Backlash!
Jimmy WHO?

Here's the world's smallest violin playing just for you

A lot of dillusional young girls today- must be something in the water. Poor baby is making $35,000 a year but can't afford Gucci or Vuitton splurges! (She only has one designer bag- Oh the horror!) And so she is basically looking for a sugar daddy- but no sex. Of course- because that ALWAYS gets the high rollers interested!

Gucci or bust

10:1 you're gonna hafta sleep with someone

Wants a free place for her and her boyfriend- can't you just hear the pimps e-mailing?

You're not gonna get something for nothing in THIS real estate market

Do you know this woman?

If so- run!

Is this for real?

TRUE Love

Shame and religion- a union no divorce can ever destroy!

Celebacy because "coming out" is not an option

It's called STARVING artist

one of her paintings for a rent free apartment. The worst...or should I say best part is the link to her website. I don't know which is uglier, her scribbles or her!

Art

Big boob

Seeks little boob

A cup?

EEEEEEEEEW

Its been a very slow posting day- nothing really that messed up to report... Until this. Some guy went out and bought a sex toy- ladies you and your friends are free to come over and use it! (By apointment only-because lord knows his waiting list is a mile long)

Ride it

Sugar Daddy

You just know the men are swarming this one. Depressed 22 year old chick who won't sleep with you but wants you to spoil her with riches. Sounds like a winner!

This chick SO isn't from New York City

TRUE LOVE

Does it matter if someone is a freak with diseases if you have no intention of ever consumating a marriage?
This is legal, right?

BACKLASH!

Well it's Friday, and I'm doing my job by posting at least one messed up CL ad. I know, I know- you love it when I produce a shmorgasborg of fucked up postings, but some days it's just slim pickings. And other days, like yesterday, ocular migraines render me blind and I rather deal with that then some bumpkin who wants to marry me so he doesn't have to come out to his parents.
ANYHOO
Our first posting today comes from a woman who totally rocks at perv backlash.

You go girl!

Whale of a tale

Aparently asking for legit free tummy tucks and lipo is the new hip thing to do on CL. Because as we all know rich people are just wandering Craigslist giving away thousands of dollars for fat greedy pigs like this. Here's a thought- diet, excercise, and try and get some therapy! Oh and some spelling lessons- but isn't that just the pot calling the kettle black?

Shamoo needs to feel pretty

Blogger gets herpes and spreads it around

Dear Reader,
Like a whore who doesn't know when to quit, blogger has taken on so many blogs that now it's broken out into all kinds of puss filled problems. I can't load pictures, I can't sign in- html, images and fonts all seem to baffle it. What gives? For the handful of you who do faithfully read Craigslist Losers I apologize if this sudden outbreak of boring has affected your reading pleasure. I will try to up my witty banter until I can again post offensive images that make up for my bad spelling and wacky humor.
cheers
halli

Sex and the City

This isn't exactly backlash, it's more like a tourettes induced rant. For obvious reason friends keep "flaking out" on her- a.k.a they run for the hills and refuse to meet up. Wonder why. Oh that and she seems to have a vindetta against anyone so 3 years ago they dare mention sex and the city.

People who need people...

Upper Crusty BACKLASH!

This is so UN-OLD MONEY it's hysterical.

Money- It's what I want

Backlash!

True Love

Here's a broke bitch who isn't looking for a Greencard- just a free ride

Here comes the bribe!

Backlash!

Hell hath no fury like someone who tries to dictate the rules of Craigslist! The irony here is I think the guy who is getting the flack had a pretty funny posting.

Backlash!

...All he needs is $400

Because it's such a small amount (funny how he doesn't have it despite it being such a small amount). Kudos to this shmuck for admiting he's a shmuck who's begging on Craigslist. Because lord knows in the history of mankind no one has ever managed to live and work a lifetime with "social anxiety disorder".

Smuck

Feng Shit

It takes huge balls to claim your services at rearranging a room are worth $500 or a flat screen TV (whichever comes first). I should've gotten in on this hustle ages ago! Look up whichever Chinese Year it is and BAM- instant feng shui expert!

How do you say "BS" in mandarin?

Like Jesus to the freaks

I love this posting- but sadly it's in a forum and I'm not sure if a link would direct connect to it. So for your viewing pleasure- here is a posting from a woman who needs a man.
Badly.

"Stop flagging me so I can get a date before Idie < amanda_marie > 03/09 23:30:54

Why is it that when ever I post I get flagged? I find it so odd? My add reads “I’m just looking for a real, honest nice man please reply with a photo” So I am left wondering if I am being flagged everyday, 200 times a day as a punishment for being vain? I must be stupid because I just don’t get it. And who is sitting at home sending me e-mails that read like this. “YOU”RE SPAM, YOU’RE A PERV, YOU ARE SPAM, YOURE NOT REAL!” ( who is that person with so much time to spend on me? wanna DATE?) I’m like sitting at home in tears because “I’m not real” I’m not? Than my entire life is a ruse? I must be doing something wrong or my name must just provoke people to feel the need to send me creepy e-mails that leave me wondering, “am I spam?” Or maybe this is just my calling, I’m like Jesus to the freaks? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? Stop flagging me so I can get a date before I DIE! I'm not even kidding!!!! Cheers!"

Blood or Crypt?

Here's a self professed Brooklyn thug who needs $100,000 for bail or he's gonna get the chair. If you believe this I have Brooklyn Bridge you'd be interested in.

Aaaaiiiiiiight?

Because nothing guarantees mental happiness like plastic surgery

And it's not even noon! Our #1 Craigslist Loser posting today. This woman apparently thinks high class plastic surgeons are trolling CL looking for pro-bono cases for $30,000 tummy tucks. What a selfish bitch- if I have to go into debt for a tummy tuck, so do you!

Vanity hath no fury

I'd like a grand

Yes, and I'd like a grand to. Apparently this chick thinks someone who has the time to read cl also "has an extra thousand maybe laying around somewhere". Sounds like a winning investment considering she's being evicted for not paying rent and has only been able to make friends off of craigslist! I also love how she fails to mention if she'll pay you back- or even doing something for you in exchange the cash.

$1000

Pesky kids and their Xboxes!

A blatent attempt by some middleschooler to get a free XBOX. You just know he forges sick notes from "his mom".

gimmie gimmie

This is so sad!!!

This guy wants to trade his poor two legged cat for a four legged cat- I guess so he can hack its two extra legs off. Poor thing, adopt him if you can! (The cat, not the dude)

Poor Kitty

This is what I've been saying all along

Don't you love the stupidity of people? It's what makes this site great, what gets me through the day when I'm questioning my own smarts. Here some poor soul tries to remind everyone that the Platonic section isn't for sex- and then see what someone posts directly after

Platonic!

Threesome!

WAAAH!

A bad investment as blatant as this makes me cry for society. Give this lady $8,000, free of charge, so she can get knocked up and keep the kid for herself. AND she asks if YOU'RE sane?

Waaah

Backlash!

This is clearly the week in which Laptops lead to smack downs.

buy me a LABTOP?

BACKLASH!

Uh-huh....

So let me get this straight, despite the fact that this is the "barter" section you want $1000 for a bird you hate that I would have to take care of for the rest of its natural life hence more $$?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

Birds of a feather

Handicapped smack down!

This is so unPC that the writers at "South Park" couldn't of done better.

Take that!

And that!

And some of this!

It's called STARVING artist

Now this is a great example of fraud. Please mail me a dollar, it's for my art project I swear. Yea right. For the same effect just go to a prop store online and buy some fake dollar bills!

Want to get ripped off?

Fight club

Brad Pitt and Ed Norton would be so proud. Our 2nd place winner involves some serious Laptop backlash- since when do electronics cause such Craigslist feuds?

It started so nice

Backlash 1

Backlash 2

Dreams do come true

Following our backlash theme here are the "winners" of today's worst CL posting. It's a story of sensual massage, yo mama jabs, and fist fights. So good you'll need to smoke a cigarette afterward- guaranteed.

And so it begins

backlash1

backlash2

backlash3

backlash4

BACKLASH!

I'm not gonna lie, trolling CL for pervs can get boring after a while- even for oddballs like myself. But nothing is better then good old fashioned backlash to awaken the spirit and remind myself why I do this in the first place. Because if I don't make fun of the wack-jobs, who will?

Perv backlash

TRUE LOVE

Out of curiosity- WHO would marry an illegal alien that your not attracted to and don't know- and NOT want money?

Gay for pay?

Is the costume included?

What freaks me out is the ease in which he says
"Its that time to find a new replacement. I'm looking for a nude/semi nude housecleaner. I have had these service many times before."

1rst)What happened to the previous girls? For some reason I envision him killing, skining,and then mounting their busts on his study wall and expecting the new girl to dust them
2nd)How often does this man find and go through naked maids?

be both clean and dirty

I find it hard to believe that his response is THAT huge

This sick fuck seems to think women will pay him to get off on his fetish. My advice? Just spring for the gellete razor and NAIR.

Because nothing says safe like a strange man coming at your beaver with a razor

Hmmmm

This is a toughie- part of me wants to make fun of someone who is probably scamming the heck out of good natured people. The other half wants to buy this guy a wheelchair. What do you think?

one dollar please

ONE rap song wins ONE Oscar....

In case you always wanted your canoe to feature hot bitches, pimps and paddle-by shootings... with a name like C-Biz how could you go wrong?

Give up your boat!

Ask him

Craigslist must be the basis for a million bad porn scripts. Here are two "cock" hungry female roommates debating circumsized vs non. See- this shit writes itself!

cocksaplenty

"Please do ask for sex"

Fruadian slip anyone? This girl claims she wants a professional caucasion "dad"- and then mentions how pretty she is- but no sex! No sex! No sex! "Please do ask for sex"...what?

It's hard enough to get a man to pay child support

Did no one see the irony in this?

They paying crack addicts to talk about being addicted to crack for research purposes. Gee I wonder what those volenteers will do with the money?

Crack is Whack

My little pony

All in favor? Nay.

My little sex slave