taaadaaa

A year's worth of love from tim san in stickerform!

Ew.

Because when you think of the pitter patter of little feet you think of this fuck.

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/280425549.html You better be mentally and financially stable!

All thumbs- and that's how she likes it!

Aww- handy man romance! He'll lay your pipe so he can work hers!

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bar/278354503.html

At least he's honest.

In his defense at least you can stock up on penicillin before hand.

The most honest relationship you may ever have

Leather daddy

This also is NOT a sex ad in anyway

Does anyone love to wear LEATHER?

Are you a pregnant woman?

Because this doesn't sound suspicious at all.

This is not a sex ad

Plus size clothes needed

Somehow she manages to find the $$$ to stay 2XX but she can't find the $$$ for clothing.

Oh and don't be to far away, that requires walking

Job LESS

You just gotta love that she claims to be a college grad- and yet- some how- can't spell.

" Can anyone please me with bedroom furniture" NOW THAT is freudian!

Higher Education

His mother would be so proud.

If he wants to fake a diploma why Hunter and not MIT?

Backlash!

Gotta love this posting, he wants to masterbate to your bad memories.

-Backlash against your EX?