Pick-pocket BACKLASH

To the bastard who stole her wallet- is she trying to pick you up or threaten you?

Cockwipe

Disgusting I think it is

Oh lord, who ever picked up someone with Yoda?

And in a "foodtown" no less

Insert dirty condom joke :here:

Normally Craigslist Losers isn't all touchy feely goody two-shoes. However, even though this lady is a real vain piece of work (who's ever heard of a balloon artist who isn't?) her stuff is pretty damn cool, and so click below is A) you want to take pictures of her for free or the much more likely B) you want to see badass balloon art!

Gotta Love the basketball player

Tom Petty would be touched

Fat white loser seeks hot dirty phone sex that may or may not include qouting Tom Petty

Even Loser's.... get lucky sometimes....

Cat got your tongue?

I can't wait to see their formal crest and logo

CUNNILINGUS ENTHUSIASTS OF AMERICA

True Love

Broken english, thousands of dollars, and no passion- meet the guy who wants your signiture so he doesn't get deported

looking american citizen woman

Big nose backlash

Maybe it's the rainy weather but everyone seems to be on the backlash bandwagon today! This lovely lady has a huge ugly nose and wants you to give cash to support the cause- after all it could be your kids her nose is scaring! As a favor she will have a drink with the single men out there. But no sex, because, she probably can't do anything that involves balls flying at her nose

Well there goes her social life!

BACKLASH

Backlash madness!

It doesn't even really matter which postings this guy is ranting about- his backlash in universal and beautiful in all his venting glory!

BACKLASH!

I'll trade you a box of wee wee pads for dvds or metro cards

Lady don't pee on me and tell me it's raining- I can see a bad deal when it's right in front of my face!

wee wee pads for barter

A trickotilomaniac's worst nightmare

Easily our NUMBER 1 worst/ best CL posting today! Makes a great stocking stuffer- not to mention a super father's day gift.

Pubes for sale

A very sad post indeed

Do you think he REALLY just broke up with his girl, or he just gets his rocks off poking holes in condoms then selling them to "clients"? Who wants to buy condoms from someone who considers them a "client" anyway?!

condoms!

BACKLASH!

Pantie backlash- can there be anything crustier?

I'm a cute young thing won't you buy my panties- no perverts please!

BACKLASH!

BOOHOO don't pick on me and my panties

You've been a naughty boy- now buy my bondage gear!

If she throws a good threatening in with the cuffs and whips I say it's a great deal.

Dominatrix gear for sale

The Ugly truth!

Our #1 Craigslist posting for 5/11/6~ Ugly people need hot nasty love too! Or at least a chance to avoid "send a pic get a pic"

man without ten foot penis seeks same

All in favor?

Say Neeeeeeeeigh!

Pony Fantasy

Totally straight!

Do me up the butt so I can show the world how ungay I am

strap it on!

Word play

I liked this one simply because of the posting title- caught me off guard!

seeking chicks!

Gotta love to Irony!

Correct me if I'm wrong but isnt the LSAT for LAW school? So then am I the only one who sees cheating on it as fodder for 3 million puns?

Crooked Lawyer seeks early start

Boob jobs all around!

I'm glad you're able to come forward and say your boobs aren't what they once were. But that happens with age- and if you want some new ones asking for free $$$ and not even giving the donor the chance to see where his money went... not cool.

Droopy seeks Wealthy for Boobies