And then I'd like you to rub my feet

....Serve me breakfast in bed.....

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wan/321578701.html Moocher in denial

Me-Owch!

You just have to love the choice of words here- "sent our kitty flying", "If anyone out there has a kitten they are looking to get rid of"....

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/wan/321666079.html Do you really want to give a kitten to someone who's record is Car 1 / Cat 0?

Matre

Mother would be so proud.

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/wan/321755784.html This is probably a scam to get your furniture for free- but it could also be a great opportunity to take a hot shower and get stabbed to death!

It puts the lotion in the basket

OK, so not as exciting as a penis tucking psycho on the loose- but this poster's backlash still has a good point.

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/zip/314271092.html Rusty free crap BACKLASH!