Puppet Master

It's gotta be large

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wan/322614058.html wanted ASAP!

I wonder who- I mean what- killed his boss?

Must be old, have fancy cars that need maintenance, and a house in the hamptons!

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wan/322903257.html I want to assist you!

At least he knows it's "kinda gross"

What on earth made him calculate $35?

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wan/322911858.html Looking for a dead pigeon

Don't count your chickens before they hatch

Or your eggs before you ovulate.

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/zip/322852734.html Expired Pregancy test give away!