Here's the world's smallest violin playing just for you

A lot of dillusional young girls today- must be something in the water. Poor baby is making $35,000 a year but can't afford Gucci or Vuitton splurges! (She only has one designer bag- Oh the horror!) And so she is basically looking for a sugar daddy- but no sex. Of course- because that ALWAYS gets the high rollers interested!

Gucci or bust