Craigslist Losers: March 2007

Quick, take out the cash before he finds you!

You just know the story attached to this one ends up with a tranny hooker and crabs

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/laf/297615808.html Lost my wallet

ME-Ouch

I tried mouth to mouth and everything

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/laf/297891598.html found cat

Would it be oppositional to be called Israel DeJesus?

And how could anyone misplace someone with such a silly name?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/laf/297693956.html Have you seen my brother?

Vroom!

What makes this even FUNNIER is knowing some macho meat head posted it

-http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/bar/296681289.html Read the posting title

Brawny Man

Oooh- backlash that hurts the back

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wan/294614334.html I want a free fridge that you also set up!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wan/294655051.html BACKLASH!

Paging sigmund freud

what a big baby!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/292360740.html DWM wants to suckle your breasts

Have you tried not spitting?

Hun, you're making this harder then it needs to be.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wan/292230652.html Free sperm needed

She must be dreaming

Fast cash- but she won't have sex.

I know! I went "huh?" too!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/wan/292257739.html

Gimmie!

A real crap shoot.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/wan/292370632.html

Wanted: keeping the hell away from this guy

Emphasis on the word large.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/wan/292374017.html

The Jihad has gone to far

Clearly the work of a terrorist

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/laf/291334815.html

The great debate

I am well aware that 99% of my links are dead at anytime. After all, CL deletes most postings after 7 days. So I've always considered "Craigslist Losers" a living page- always dying a bit, hanging on by a few funny links. Besides it's hard to find good junk on CL everyday. Days will pass and nothing even remotely odd will pass by my screen.

As for why I don't just copy and paste. Well I've never been to law school but I'm pretty sure uploading someone else's content is illegal. After-all someone wanted to post on Craigslist not Craigslist losers. When I read other sites referring to CL they usually just post a link and comment on the nutter who wrote the info.

So what it comes down to is this:
I want to be able to appreciate and share with everyone the weirdos posting on CL legally. Maybe it's not very convenient now,
But in the long run but it keeps me out of jail.

You think when the guys paid the fee she told them this was how she'd advertise?

At least you know what you're getting.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/act/290962340.html Date a nerd this weekend!

Now cluck like a chicken

This barter has red flags all over it. If you don't end up clucking, broke, and not remember why it would probably be best to bookmark this cl posting!

Oh and in further sketchy news- he's at 420 Lexington- get it?