This does not sound legal

Or comfortable for that matter!

Inject my bikini line with novocain!

Home Improvement?

Tim Allen's slacky wants your donations- to bad not everyone's an idiot.

I want money!

Backlash

Yea I know I'm an asshole

Sorry about not updating for ages but it's not like you didn't have something better to do! And now onto the good stuff. This guy will sell you his soul for some furniture- dust off the Ikea crap, its finally worth something!

Soul Man

When it rains.. it pours

Man seeks friends only for golden showers...

You pee on me I'll pee on you!

Man with Male Voices in head seeks Lady with Female voices in head

No lie! It's our #1 most bizarre Craigslist Posting today!

<Multiple personalities a MUST

OOoh Subtle...

If you don't get why this is a sneaky, dirty ploy then you should probably apply.

Female sex researcher wanted

At least he's honest

Honest guy just wants to get laid- I can respect that

Very Ugly Guy

TESTIFY!

I hear you brother- I hear you...

NYC is the shiznit

Money- it's what I want

Free rides all around! What happened to work ethic? Now the word of the day seems to be "sugar daddy" or "sugar mama"- like they're so easy to find let alone searching CL.

<I'm a model take care of me married lady

<I'm a "Pretty Woman"!

It's called STARVING artist

WOW- forget a rent free apartment- this guy wants a FREE BUILDING, in Manhattan, NOT crappy ( he isn't offering sex either). He probably thinks the Brittish paid to much when they gave the $25 bucks for Manhattan!

Free building please!

BACKLASH