It takes on the know one

The blind leading the blind- once again people it's starving artist not stupid artist!

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/crs/129038665.html

Something for nothing

It's called starving artist not stupid artist

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wan/128984147.html

You've got to be kidding me

It's been a while since I've done this, but this retard clearly doesn't know the meaning of getting off one's ass and getting a job. Can't get something for nothing fuckwad- especially a car! 1RST PRIZE for lamest posting today!
-http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/wan/129024911.html

Shady business

Who knew lawyers look like scuzzy angels compared to marketing people?

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bar/128914490.html

Spanky Spank!

Nothing like a secret admirer who wants to be spanked.

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/128701305.html

Something for nothing!

...And when you're done rebuilding my house I need you to give me a sponge bath, your kidney, and your imoortal soul...
God bless, SUCKA!
-http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wan/128606714.html

How to clog your toilet

If you hate your colon but love parasites give this a try!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/bar/128597515.html

Top notch!

A top notch lawyer gets some serious backlash from a top notch craigslister

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bar/128658343.html

Black market Birth control

Is she trying to get pregnant? Does the idea of unsafe sex thrill her? Did she poison the pills? So many questions and no answers...
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/zip/128686364.html

The most indifferent pet owner ever

Is he trying to get rid of a cat he hates- or keep a cat he secretly loves?
-http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/zip/128271044.html

You realize he's lying right?

Go ask his mistress where it's at! Price club my ass, more like downtown meat packing district club. Better yet- if it was at price club who was he trying to impress/ prove he wasn't married to? This gag just writes itself....
-http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/laf/128146827.html

What a bargain!

Do I hear $1.25?
The worst part is never knowing if these things are scams (usually are), or genuine sob stories. Either way CL is not the place to go begging because bastards like me are going to make fun of you. Clever gimmick though- if I had a spare $5,000 I'd take up your offer.
-http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/wan/128122547.html

Take me out to the ballgame....

Couldn't it at least have been baseball? Calling all sterotypes!
-http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/com/128073894.html

Got Munchies?

If it's not there in 30 minutes it's free!
-http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/com/128115086.html

Look into my crystal ball....

I forsee.....fraud!
-http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mis/127913711.html

I see dead people

If you screw a ghost do you have to use a condom?
-http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/127938524.html

Oh Rats!

Awww so cute- and aparently enough to get some wacko's panties in a knot. Don't you love it when they know they're wacko?

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/zip/128127954.html

Be the butt of the joke!

Only in the CL "wanted" section folks.....
Gag perhaps? I hope it's not going to be a prostetic!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wan/127943419.html

Where's Waldo?

Have you tried Williamsburg?
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/laf/127798016.html

A new and exciting way to get into heaven!

Heaven hath no fury like a woman scorned!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/vol/127608455.html

HA!!

And I'd like a chanel purse for $2, a fully loaded Rolls Royce for $60, and a diamond bracelet for$17!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wan/127465058.html

Body Modifications anyone?

For a tattoo AND a piercing he'll be a "top"
-Doesn't sound very steril to me...http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/bar/127489240.html

Feng-Shit

Because gullible is written on the ceiling! Take that $500 and just buy some matching furniture!
-http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bar/127527778.html

Eeeeew

The key word here is "sane"
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bar/74832539.html

Yum!

Coming soon:
Morning After Blend and Infertility blend!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/zip/127605192.html

Just 'cause it's weird doesn't mean it's still not kinda cool...

Ok, the idea of my own personal pedicure chair/spa and a dope manicure table is pretty groovey. Now All I need is a massive apartment to put it in! Got the space?
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/zip/127673736.html

S&M Party

Question: can I drink the champagne or does it have to get splashed in my face and the bottle shoved up my bottom?
http://newyork.craigslist.org/eve/126402427.html

You want your own apt for Whaaaaaat?

Lady in this town $700 is gonna get you a pair of shoes- not an apartment. Stop spending you modeling money on crack and maybe you could save some dough!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/hou/126940123.html

Money- it's what I want

Yea- and if you could give me a hamburger today- I'd gladly pay you back.........

• Nothing is for free people! You want quick cash in this town either either get naked or pan handle. http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/126936055.html

Threesome anyone? OY!

Who knew Hasids liked menage a trois?? If you can stop pondering the physics of that many holes in a sheet check out this posting-

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/126900990.html

It's not even noon....

And already I've found what is easily the winner for "Biggest CL Loser" today!
-http://kawaiinyc.blogspot.com/ Because anything is better then an "A" cup

This HAD to be done

Craigslist is a treasure trove of weirdos, wack jobs, and the criminally pathetic. So rather then waste your time searching I have decided to do the dirty work and post all the most fucked up cl postings here for your enjoyment!