PEE-U

Yea- so what if I post once a year? I have things to do. But today I wanted to share this with you- free urinals!

We've found what made them go extinct!

It was lack of love

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/zip/344261892.html Free with bathroom supplies?!

Puppet Master

It's gotta be large

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wan/322614058.html wanted ASAP!

I wonder who- I mean what- killed his boss?

Must be old, have fancy cars that need maintenance, and a house in the hamptons!

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wan/322903257.html I want to assist you!

At least he knows it's "kinda gross"

What on earth made him calculate $35?

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wan/322911858.html Looking for a dead pigeon

Don't count your chickens before they hatch

Or your eggs before you ovulate.

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/zip/322852734.html Expired Pregancy test give away!

And then I'd like you to rub my feet

....Serve me breakfast in bed.....

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wan/321578701.html Moocher in denial

Me-Owch!

You just have to love the choice of words here- "sent our kitty flying", "If anyone out there has a kitten they are looking to get rid of"....

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/wan/321666079.html Do you really want to give a kitten to someone who's record is Car 1 / Cat 0?

Matre

Mother would be so proud.

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/wan/321755784.html This is probably a scam to get your furniture for free- but it could also be a great opportunity to take a hot shower and get stabbed to death!

It puts the lotion in the basket

OK, so not as exciting as a penis tucking psycho on the loose- but this poster's backlash still has a good point.

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/zip/314271092.html Rusty free crap BACKLASH!

Quick, take out the cash before he finds you!

You just know the story attached to this one ends up with a tranny hooker and crabs

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/laf/297615808.html Lost my wallet

ME-Ouch

I tried mouth to mouth and everything

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/laf/297891598.html found cat

Would it be oppositional to be called Israel DeJesus?

And how could anyone misplace someone with such a silly name?

• http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/laf/297693956.html Have you seen my brother?

Vroom!

What makes this even FUNNIER is knowing some macho meat head posted it

-http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/bar/296681289.html Read the posting title