Now if you'll just look at article A, section C5....

The longest, most convoluted ad ever contrived for someone looking for free room and board in exchange for petsitting. I get it, you don't want to look like you're trying to get something for nothing- well to damn bad- that's what you're trying to do!
-http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bar/130869930.html