Have I got a guy for you!

According to this Einstein all the ladies on CL are:
"1. Obese (can't get men outside of the internet) 2. Extra pounds (fat - low self esteem, confidence) 3. Mental problems 4. Personality disorders 5. Father Issues (never been loved by there dads or never had one to begin with)"
He then goes on to reveal the personal histories of every CL girl he ever dated- beware it gets ugly- tres rubber necking at a car crash!

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